Shadely: [shade-lee] adjective A guy or girl who looks a million times hotter when they’re wearing shades. Usage: He’s so shadely.
This phenomenon is most common during summer, when the sun is shining and you spy a potential hottie while sipping Bloodies at brunch. Your flirt-o-meter rises as you steal glances at his strong jawline, scruff and McDreamy hair. It’s on! But, just when you wouldn’t expect it, he takes off his sunglasses to reveal duds behind the lenses. Suddenly, his nose grows and his forehead is huge. You were duped. Once the man of mystery is now more like Inspector Gadget. If only we all had a Penny to save our asses. I wonder what the Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger would say.